So I got this email which I was sucker enough to open. Piece of crap who was spamming me, I have tips on how to improve your conversion rate!

The email stated

I am looking for a good looking man to go on a date with.
from, Heather

Blind Date

Unsubscrbe Here

To try and get by spam filters they used white text. If you actually tried to copy the text you would see the following:

as it was imposing. Some sixty Arab chiefs, clothed in their red
and bowing low before her, she said gently:

Let not my wild fury fright thee,

I am looking for a good looking man to go on a date with.
from , Heather

Blind Date
stammered out:
advice in the days of their youth should come forward as accusers, and take
displeasure), and remained silent. When her husband spoke words
A cockchafer came droning over the hedge and past us. High in the

Unsubscribe Heretoiled and moiled, he only left his widow and son two hundred
SOCRATES: And I in talking use words?
in honour of Bacchus.
in tears and dissatisfaction. But in God's name, old father, if you have
"Project"). Among other things, this means that no one owns a

Tips for improving conversion rate
1.) actually be a useful human being, or
2.) attempt to sound like a person. What the hell kind of random horney girl would have an "Unsubscribe Here" link in her personal "hot" mail :)

For the record
clcltiigcclclm@yahoo.com
is a piece of shit