A few months ago I was highly unemployed (as I am today.) I applied at Wal Mart and they were ready to hire me.

The only thing that stood in the way was their long wait, and the shrooms I ate. They were legal shrooms so it can't be that bad right. (only minor hallucinations)

I thought it was funny that they had to drug test me, after I got kicked out of the navy for drugs. Their drug test came back negative. The person who administered it said "Its your choice what you do, I don't even care."

I got to do the math, and they really were paying sub standard wages. It would have been hard to live off them.

Not only did Wal Mart recently get raided for hiring illegal immigrants, but they also aid our productiviity in other ways. Read How!

Fast Company | The Wal-Mart You Don't Know