Lots of things go on beyond the scenes of paradise. I have been to Hawaii in the past, and it was amazingly fun. Never at the time did I think I would ever work as a travel agent (well sort of anyway)...

So I have been learning search engine marketing and playing on a few people's websites. A guy from paradise has bad vision and would like for me to help improve his rankings for phrases such as Maui Condos, Maui Activities, Hawaiian Tropic Suntan Lotion, Maui Golf, and Maui Weddings.

He is still rather young and his eyes are shot. The irony of it is that my eyes will eventually fade in a big way. Thinking of it makes me want to cry.

His eyes went bad from starring at a computer screen. As I stare at my computer screen I think of the facts

he is blind
I was nearly legally blind years ago
I sometimes sleep with my contact lenses in
I am starring at a fucking computer screen

People wonder why I like to drink heavily and act like a goof. I always have a way of piecing together raw deals in my mind. I then destroy myself until they come true. I hope everyone enjoys paradise :)