May 5, 2005
Things I learned in a day
So when I flew out to California I wrote down the things I thought of on the way out there. I do not spend much time in society and find it interesting when I do :)
Taco Bell
I was shocked to see a 6 year old exclaim about "look there's a Taco Bell."
Immigration
The airport had big TV screens. Arnold Schwartzeneger was talking about the importance of immigration control. Know that in all honesty he does not give a shit about it he was thanking civilians who were guarding the border, meanwhile they are doing nothing to stop imigration.
More immigration = lower wages and more corporate profits. Why would any government controlled by corporations want to slow corporate profits?
Fat w Short Shorts
When you are a really fat guy you should never be seen in public with shorts that are so short that your shirt is longer. Gross.
You're In the Army Now
I got my hair cut before leaving. While waiting for an opening while sitting in the mall I saw a couple Army guys down the hall and though "these assholes are going to try to talk to me". They did. They said "hello". I immediately said "Not a Snowball's chance in hell". Our conversation was over quickly.
Doing Good
Not sure that this thought is necissarily new to me, but generally for one person to do well other people have to do shitty. Most ideas are not ones which create lots of opportunity for others as well. If you are getting ahead someone else is probably getting screwed.
Why I would not buy airline stock
The TSA is a joke which sponges off their profits. Most of them will go bankrupt or remain barely afloat due to occasional government bailouts.
None of them have STRONG BRANDS. If you are one of the healthy companies you keep getting your margins squeezed by the unhealthy ones being bailed out by the government.
Stocks: What are Insiders Trading
Generally given enough time most companies go under. In between birth and death great value is created and destroyed. Earnings is a bogus measurement of what has already happened. To get a true picture of what is going on with a company look at whether the company itself and insiders are buying or selling. That should give you a strong hint what you should be doing. This was from an article I read right before I left.
Value Added Business
Proflowers got their start by selling flowers from a free ecard website.
Line on the Coachella Boards
Love this line:
Saving people from the wrath by keeping it real.
Oh this is gross
My mom told me about a stinky person who sat in front of her on a plane and leaned the seat way back. She said that when he did she said loudly "oh this is gross." When someone put their seat back on me I pictured my mom's story and started laughing.
Blank Words
A friend had "only authoritative" in some of his copy. Only implies redundancy in that case. Like "what are you hiding or lying about"?
Don't use blank / redundant words.
My own Crack
Being honst with myself I am litterly probably addicted to sugar. If I do not change my ways soon I will likely die of diabeties.
First Class
On the flight out an upgrade to first class would have costed $75 more. The seats were not that big. Glad I did not upgrade. It would have been a waste of money.
Flat Footed
I think Fat Feet would be a great store name for a store that exclusively was geared toward people with flat feet.
This was funny. Some things you learned this day were unusal but yet educational..lol
I paritcuarly like the fat feet.
Addicted to sugar too ? You really should change that. It could be worse, you could be addicted to crack or something fked up like that.
I am going to book mark this. I like reading your stuff. Witty and funny.
How does one become a professor of Peanut Butter?
>you could be addicted to crack or something fked up like that.
have smoked it. did not like it.
>I am going to book mark this. I like reading your stuff. Witty and funny.
thanks. hope you like it :)