Has your girlfriend left you? These postings are miserable.

Hey Aaron,

Or it could mean: thanks for not giving me some dumb-ass thing that I'd have to waste my time returning. Now I can get exactly what I want and not something you think I should have or would like.

;)

Hi Scott
You have to remember that I am a search engine marketer. Some of my posts are to test search algorithms.

My Girlfriend is still as cute fun and happy as ever. Actually she is no longer my girlfriend though...we got engaged.

Congrats on your engagement, Aaron!!!!