October 7, 2006

I Work More on Weekends...

So for the last week (or three?) I have been quite lazy on the week days and weekends. I was lazy this week too, but today I have got a lot of stuff done. But I ate a bunch more food and did not work out :(

Tomorrow I spend 3.5 hours minimum working out. The web will still be there Monday.

February 18, 2006

Creamy Peanut Butter...

Deep zen-like thoughts, and stuff...

  • Honey rosted is the natural state of the peanut.
  • General Tso's is the natural state of the chicken.
  • Creamy is the natural state of peanut butter.

June 17, 2004

TartWich

This really does not go well with my diet, but last week I tried my first Tartwich.

A Tartwich is when you place peanut butter between two Pop Tarts and make a sandwich...Tartwich.

October 31, 2003

Why is Peanut Butter So Good

I was a nuclear reactor operator on fast attack submarines. We did not usually have donuts down there...what was I to do.

I generally felt somewhat inadequate with life until I came up with a solution...PEANUT BUTTER

Sure peanut butter tastes great, WE ALL KNOW THAT! There are other reasons peanut butter is good though. Peanuts contain a subtle amount of a chemical called Tryptophan. Its that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy.

I would sit down at breakfast and throw over a half jar of peanut butter on my waffles. Some of the other sailors were offended. They said comments like "I hope you get fat." Another one of my favorites is "Your going to hell."

The problem with those statements were that I was
1.)already fat
2.)alerady in hell

When people gave me comments like that I would feast off them though. I would point at the menu and say "what are you talking about, its only 348 calories - see waffle with assorted toppings -348 calories."

I continued on a peanut butter rampage the whole time I was on that submarine. The funny thing is it wasn't until years later that I discovered I was using peanut butter (and its tryptophan) to fight off my depression.

Posted at 5:12 AM

Why Me?

This blog is going to be a personal public blog about all things me. When I am happy, you will know. When I am pissed, you will know. If nothing else this will give me a place to display my open affection for peanut butter.

some of my other websites

Drugs, Depression, and Antidepressant Drugs
Reform Blog
Search Engine Marketing Info
5 HTP (5 Hydroxytryptophan)
Navy Nuclear Power and Navy Nuclear Submarines

Posted at 3:32 AM
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